Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
Bro 2: why bro?
Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
Bro 2: bro..

 - when a motherfucker touches you
213,039 plays!

(Source: iguanamouth)


pu-mpkin:

why don’t police use akinator to solve crimes that fucker knows everyone

(Source: ecydisis)


(Source: everyspnlady)


save me


in which none of jigsaw’s wicked games had happened,

adam faulkner and lawrence gordon fell in love anyway.


(Source: positivedoodles)


and uh yeah
every student at the end of their presentation (via sassykardashian)

blink186:

Roses are red

Violets are blue 

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daeneryus:

"i understand women have it bad but men have it bad too"

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"i mean, women are almost equal to men as it is"

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"i’m not a feminist, i believe in equality"

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tanahka:

when something bad happens to a character you dont like

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armadillo:

Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual

(Source: unsavioured)


imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon recording of web video of them putting bologna, lipstick, and a kitten on your previous icon’s face while they sleep. The best part? Your previous icon’s allergic to cats.


(Source: marlassinger)